I'm never wrong, as everyone will know. Never.
I wouldn't admit it even if I was, Never.
I am above all that, for I am old, and I am wise.
But you know when you've been a completely moronic, insensitive, stupid, mongtardous, momentous, unthinking, unfeeling, fuckwitted, cuntstruck bellend, and it's taken you all night to realise?
Perhaps you've never been that. I hope you never will. It's a cunt.
I shall now remove the fork from my eyeball and see if it hurts.