Red tape gone, stupid regulations ripped up.
Er, no, actually.
More of the same interference.
Just in case I ever did think of employing people, which I have done in the past but would not do under Liebore with their paternity leave and shite, I now can't.
Let me explain what a company does, for the benefit of those who are too fucking thick to understand, such as the BCC, the TUC and the government.
A company makes something to sell. It might be a hard thing, like a car, or a box, or it might be a soft thing, like a program, or it might be a service, like some call centre bollocks or financial package.
A company "employs" people to help them do this. Employing them entails giving them some money in return for them doing some work.
The company already has to give these people certain things, like some time off now and again, and statutory sick pay, and maternity leave (for women) and now fucking paternity leave (for the sake of equality).
Now, when we are facing the deepest finanicial crisis in the whole of ever, and we need more people employing people, some magical pillock has deemed that it would be fair and just for everybody to only work when they feel like it.
Carry on. Labour are back.