That

I'm never wrong, as everyone will know. Never.

I wouldn't admit it even if I was, Never.

I am above all that, for I am old, and I am wise.

But you know when you've been a completely moronic, insensitive, stupid, mongtardous, momentous, unthinking, unfeeling, fuckwitted, cuntstruck bellend, and it's taken you all night to realise?

That.

Perhaps you've never been that. I hope you never will. It's a cunt.

I shall now remove the fork from my eyeball and see if it hurts.