My mum has gone to a nursing home.
She has this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson_plus_syndrome
You don't want this. There are a load of big words in there which are chiefly euphemisms for shit, more shit, and even more shit.
I haven't got a mum any more.
Where is Harold Shipman when you need him?
If I had one of "those" pills I'd give it to her.