Coming-up-eleven-year-old daughter is starting teenagedness, I think.
Only-just-ten-year-old is getting a bit distraught as big sister is growing up and away, and alienating little one.
So Big Daddy intervenes.
"Oi, Eleven! You're supposed to be looking after little sis, she relies on you."
I expect a response along the lines of "Sorry."
I get a response along the lines of "I am looking after her. I'm keeping her under control."
I am saddened. Both girls were born into the Nanny State. Both girls know nothing else.
My job is now to re-educate them. And that, let me tell you, is one fuck-off big job. Wish me luck?
2 comments:
Good luck. My one is due august. I hope she never experiances a liebore administration.
Ha Ha.
Next:
Boys.
swearing at parents
Exams
Money
It only gets worse! I am so glad mine are grown up now.
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