Correct me if I'm fucking wrong here.
I have dumped a turdload of jobs because they want Agile and Scrum. Particularly banks.
It doesn't fucking exist, does it?
It's a methodology (which is the wrong fucking word anyway because they mean method, or way) whereby you split a fucking job up into smaller jobs, isn't it? That's ALL it fucking is. And a fucking poster for your fucking WALL. Isn't it?
It's the way anyone who isn't a complete cunt has ALWAYS fucking worked, given a name by a beardy cunt, isn't it?
Tell me I'm right.
Also bring me the head of said beardy cunt because I want to do untold beardy cunty things TO the said beardy cunt. I have my own tools.