I am sorely disappointed that, despite my suitability for the role for which I applied over a week ago, you have not even managed to put me in contact with your client, let alone arranged an interview.
It is clear to me that you understand neither the client's requirement nor my CV. In fact, I would venture to suggest that you are acting parasitically and are of no benefit to either party in this matter.
Accordingly, I am binning this prospect and shall not contemplate using your agency ever again.
I shall pursue other avenues even though I was extremely keen on this particular position, as you know.
What I'm actually trying to say is fuck off. There.
25 minutes later I got an interview arranged.