I don't know why Dennis hit Rula, nor do you. I guess they both do.
A while back my now ex wife drank too much, we had an argument. She locked the door so I couldn't walk away. She punched me, kicked me in the legs and the face, threw an ashtray at my head and broke a chair over my back. I had a broken collar bone and finger, and much bleeding
I phoned the police and asked them to arrest me so she wouldn't get hurt. I sometimes wish I'd just twatted the bitch.
Now shut the fuck up about your bad boy Dennis Waterman, let's have a campaign, shit.