Not me. This is for someone else.
She's in Glasgow. Only reason I'm doing this is cos the girl tries like fuck. She's talented as hell but will do anything within reason, cash would be nice. Anything considered.
So, if you, or anyone you know, is in.near Glasgow and wants stuff, for FUCK'S SAKE say so.
Because, and I mean this, this girl has applied for EVERYTHING, and job sites and job agencies and jobcentre plus are ALL CUNTS.
Jesus. If you could get marks for trying, she'd already be Prime Minister.
So, anything from washing up to playing piano for your party, folks. PLEASE.
The Penguin is asking. You know what to do.