Listening to the news ...
A teacher asked her class of youngsters what their Daddy did for a living. No takers. So the teacher singled out young Johnny.
"What does your Daddy do, Johnny?" she asked.
"Well, Miss, he's a rent boy, and if the money's right he takes it up the arse."
"Is that TRUE, Johnny?" probed the teacher.
"Well no, Miss. He's a High Court Judge but I was too embarrassed to say."
Substitute Police Chief, Liberal Politician, etc. for High Court Judge. If the cap fits ...
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