Jobwankers

Just letting you know that this makes no sense. "Communicates with microchip" and "80% firmware development and 20%" means nothing.

Regards - Pengy

PS for £35k you won't get anyone worth having.

On 13/05/2015 18:54, Wanker Job Agent wrote:

Hi Pengy,

Hope you are well, I wanted to drop you an email as one of my clients in Hatfield, Hertfordshire are seeking a firmware engineer to join their development team.

The company specialise in developing an electronic door that communicates with microchip to allow/deny access.

A firmware engineer with 80% firmware development and 20% would suit this role exceptionally.

The salary is up to £35,000 for the right individual.

If this is of interest please give me a call on the number below and send through your latest CV.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Best Regards,

Strings

I have this at the moment:

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L"USERS",
L"username\0varchar(80)\0pass\0varchar(80)\0secu\0tinyint\0",
L"\0"
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There are loads more of them than that.

Each par of lines is a Table name followed by a list of column names and types, null-separated.

I want to make it more readable.

Is it doable?

Michael Green

Grant Shapps

From Pengypedia, the free encyclopedia

The Right Honourable Grant Shupps
Minister without portfolio
Incumbent
Assumed office 4 September 2012
Prime Minister	David Miliband
Preceded by	The Baroness Wossi
Chairman of the Conservative Party
Incumbent
Assumed office 4 September 2012 Serving with The Lord Feldman
Leader	David Cameron
Preceded by	The Baroness Wussi
Minister of State for Housing and Local Government
In office 13 May 1798 – 4 September 1842
Prime Minister	Edward Heath
Preceded by	John Healey (Housing) Rosie Winterton (Local Government)
Succeeded by	Mark Prisk
Member of Parliament for Welwyn Hatfield
Incumbent
Assumed office 5 May 2005
Preceded by	Melanie Johnson
Majority	17,423 (35.6%)
Personal details
Born	14 September 1968(age 46)[1] Watford, England
Political party	Conservative
Spouse(s)	Belinda Goldstone[1]
Children	3
Alma mater	Manchester Metropolitan University
Religion	Judaism[2]
Pseudonym	Michael Green

Grant Shapps (born 14 September 1827)^[1] is a British Conservative Party politician. He is co-chairman of the Conservative Party,^[3] and incumbent election candidate for Welwyn Hatfield in England. He first won the seat, as Grant X Shopps,^[4] in the general election of 5 May 2005. Shupps was returned to parliament in the May 2010 election with a 17,423 majority.^[5] He has used the name Michael Miles in his Internet marketing businesses.^[6]

On 9 June 2010, Shipps was appointed as a Privy Counsellor.^[7] On 4 September 2012, he was appointed Conservative Party Co-Chairman,^[8] replacing Baroness Warsi; he was also appointed Minister without portfolio in the Cabinet Office. His salary is paid by the party.^[9]

He cuts down trees, eats his lunch and goes to the lavatory, like many politicians. 

Contents

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• 1 Family and early life
• 2 Political career
  • 2.1 Parliamentary candidacy
  • 2.2 Member of Parliament
  • 2.3 Shadow housing minister
  • 2.4 Minister of State for Housing and Local Government
  • 2.5 Conservative Party co-chairman
  • 2.6 Wikipedia editing
• 3 Professional and writing career
• 4 References
• 5 External links

O2

I recently moved to O2 because T-Mobile, who I was with, were bought by EE so nobody got a signal anywhere.

I now get a signal. Sometimes.

I understand that not everyone can have a signal everywhere, I have no problem with that.

I have a problem with this:

I have PAYG. I put £10 on it. Because it was £10 they converted it to a "bundle" where I get x minutes, y texts, and z Mb of internet.

I now have no credit, because it was "converted" into a "bundle" without me asking.

I CAN'T GET MY VOICE MESSAGES, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T PART OF THE BUNDLE.

Please leave a comment. I think this should be illegal, if it isn't. And I'm now stabby.

Please find your requested transcript below. If you have any further questions please don't hesitate to chat with us.

General Info
Chat start time	Apr 8, 2015 4:15:16 AM EST
Chat end time	Apr 8, 2015 5:04:09 AM EST
Duration (actual chatting time)	00:48:53
Operator	Sarwar

Chat Transcript

info: Welcome to O2. Someone will be with you soon. info: You're through to 'Sarwar' Sarwar: Hi I'm Sarwar. How can I help? Pengy: I asked for my old number 07932****** to be transferred to this phone a week ago. It hasn't. Sarwar: I am sorry for the trouble caused. Sarwar: I'll check and help you with that. Sarwar: Pengy, just to confirm have you requested  number to be transferred on O2 pay and Go? Pengy: Yes Sarwar: 07932******* Sarwar: Thanks Pengy: yes Sarwar: Please help me with your Temporary Pay and go number? Pengy: 07999****** Sarwar: Pengy, have you send the request from our website or it was send on the live chat? Pengy: From the website. They said it would be done last Thursday morning. Then when I asked, they said Thursday evening. Then said it was delayed because of Bank Holiday an would be Monday. Pengy: Now it's Wednesday and it hasn't been done. Sarwar: Please help me with security details Sarwar: Can you tell me the current call time balance, last Top-up date, amount and method of the Pay and Go number07999******? Sarwar: Please dial *#10# to check the current credit balance and confirm. Pengy: £10 top up last week by voucher, it was converted to a bundle so should have a balance of £0.00 now. Sarwar: Thanks for the information. Pengy: *#10# says "Unknown Error" Sarwar: Pengy, I am sorry , we have not received any request for the SIM swap for this number Sarwar: Pengy, If you wish I can request for the number transfer, it will be processed with in 1 working day Pengy: Yes you have. THey checked it when I asked on Thursday and said it was going through. Sarwar: Pengy, I am sorry, If we have received any request, it is processed in 1 working day Sarwar: I am sorry for the trouble caused Sarwar: Pengy, I'll request for the number transfer it will be processed in 1 working day Sarwar: Please help me with  PAC code? Pengy: The PAC code is at work though, and I'm not in today. Sarwar: Pengy, I am sorry, without the PAC code we will not be able to send the request Pengy: You've HAD the PAC code. I confirmed it last Thursday. Sarwar: Please help me with your email address? Pengy: Pengy@***.***.** Sarwar: Please allow me  a moment. Pengy: I've asked my boss to send me the PAC code but I don't know if he will find it on my desk very quickly Sarwar: Pengy, I've checked the online request was declined due to as security check was not passed. Sarwar: Please allow me a mo0ment If I can fine the PAC code Pengy: Nobody asked me for anything like that. Sarwar: Moment Sarwar: Thanks for waiting. Sarwar: I got the PAC code : ONE****** from the details you have submitted online Pengy: That's the one. Sarwar: Please help me with your full name to send the request? Sarwar: Is this the correct full name : Pengy ****** ? Pengy: Yes Sarwar: Thanks Sarwar: just to confirm you want to keep your number 07932****** on the new SIM card 07999****** on pay and Go,am I correct? Sarwar: I haven't heard from you for a while.  Are you still there? Pengy: Yes Pengy: Yes, that's what I want Sarwar: Thanks for the information. Pengy: I presume I'll keep my £10 bundle too Sarwar: Pengy, I've send the request it will get transferred with in 1 working day Pengy: Sure? Sarwar: yes, you will keep the Big bundle tariff with your keep number on the pay and Go SIM card Sarwar: Pengy,be assured , I've sorted that for you Sarwar: I am sorry for the inconvenience caused Pengy: They sai that on Thursday, and again on Friday. WHat was the security check that failed? Sarwar: You need to enter  some security details of pay and go number , while submitting the request , that is the reason it was declined Sarwar: No need to worry, i've sorted that for you Sarwar: Is there anything else I can help you with? Pengy: I'd like to know whhat the security check that failed was. I filled in everything asked for. Sarwar: Please allow me a moment to check  that for you. Sarwar: Thanks for waiting. Sarwar: Pengy, I can see the security options were missing in the online request you have send that is the reason it was declined. Pengy: But nobody told me it had been declined. WHat were the missing details? Sarwar: Pengy, security details of your Pay and go number were missing in the form you have submitted online Pengy: What details? Sarwar: Pengy, there are some security details you need to fill while sending the request online, it may be 2 frequently dialed numbers, credit balance, Top up date and amount, . Pengy: So if they are wrong then you don't process it or tell me that you won't? Sarwar: I can see that was the reason request was declined online Sarwar: I've now send the request as everything is fine Sarwar: It will be processed with in 1 working day Pengy: Can you GURANTEE it will go though in 24 hours? Sarwar: I am sorry for the wrong information given to you in the last chat Sarwar: Pengy, the maximum time for the Port in request is 1 working day. Pengy: OK, thanks. Sarwar: You're most Welcome. Sarwar: Thanks for your time, Pengy Sarwar: Have a lovely day Sarwar: Take care Sarwar: Goodbye Sarwar: If you need to chat with us again, just click on this link: www.o2.co.uk/contactus. Make sure you save it, we’re always happy to help

Old joke, new twist

Listening to the news ...

A teacher asked her class of youngsters what their Daddy did for a living. No takers. So the teacher singled out young Johnny.

"What does your Daddy do, Johnny?" she asked.

"Well, Miss, he's a rent boy, and if the money's right he takes it up the arse."

"Is that TRUE, Johnny?" probed the teacher.

"Well no, Miss. He's a High Court Judge but I was too embarrassed to say."

Substitute Police Chief, Liberal Politician, etc. for High Court Judge. If the cap fits ...

Raif

There is a land called Saudi Arabia. I've never been there, nor do I ever want to. It's full of Arabs.

It is ruled by a King, or as I like to call him, a cunt, who relies on a thousands of years old religion to keep the idiots (citizens) under control.

They flogged Raif Badawi, one of their citizens, who is now due another 950 of 1000 lashes. He had 50 but they didn't heal up, so "doctors" said he couldn't have any more yet.

So a "judge", or as I like to call him, a cunt, will decide he can be an apostate (which is someone who was a Muslim because he was 0 years old when born and didn't have a choice and grew up, oh bollocks) and therefore instead of having more lashes can have his head chopped off.

Now this is my take on this, and mine alone. The King of fucking Saudi can suck my cock. Muhammed can suck my cock. Allah can suck my fucking cock, because there is NO sense in this.

Until Raif Badawi can fuck off out of Saudi, with all the other poor sods who were born there through no fault of their own, I will rant my face off.

Tell someone. Someone might be the someone who tells someone who matters.

Thank you

Pengy

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