There is a virus going about. Actually, no, it's a worm. Not really, it's only an Iraq moment.
It's that thing where someone who you follow sends you a Direct Message, or "DM", saying something you can't resist clicking on, unless you're me, accompanied by text such as "This MUST be a picture of you!" (of course it fucking isn't) or "Wow! This is amazing!" (of course it fucking isn't).
They change the message every now and again. One day it might say "free pies!" and then John Prescott will be sucked in too.
When you click on it, you go to a Twitter sign-in page. But it isn't Twitter. Then, like the fool that you are, you type in your user name and password. Then YOU send everyone a DM too!
And then YOU are the bastard, until some other gullible twat does it. then they forget you.
Oh. For fuck's sake, how stupid ARE people, exactly?