Tribute

Ed Miliband, please hold my hand
And lead us to the promised land.
You lost the fight, I know not how
We've got the coalition now.

But now you've had you nose done up
And we know we've been sold a pup
It really is a piece of shit
There was no way of stopping it.

That Blair was such a polished turd
And Brown unpolished, so I've heard
And you're the guy to lead us by
Still waters, Ed, it's time to fly.

We want you sire, to bring the fire
Of Labour, this is our desire,
To win for us, to drive the bus
That Cameron is such a wuss.

Your brother's fucked, you did him in
The knife was in your very kin.

We want you now to be in front
Yes, even though you're such a cunt.

That Blair was such a polished turd
And Brown unpolished, so I've heard
And you're the guy to lead us by
Still waters, Ed, it's time to fly.