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Friday 14 October 2011

Diet

Here is the Pengy diet.

Eat when you're hungry.

If you eat lots of MacDonalds you will die.

You will die anyway.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Japanese use the 80% rule.

They don’t gorge themselves.

They’re fit, few are overweight and I’d guess most could do an amazing roundhouse kung-fu type kick to boot the pizza wedges lard arse’s jam into their faces on a regular basis.

Then they run away and the waddler’s try and catch them.

They’re you go NHS, an exercise programme which is cheap to run, fun to watch and ticks all the boxes needed to lighten up and get fit.

Call Jeremy Kyle.