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Monday, 22 February 2010

Lawyers

http://www.labour.org.uk/future-fair-for-all

Nobody, but NOBODY, would have written any of the quotes on that page. Not unless they were the victims of fearsome torture, the like of which I can't begin to imagine, or a bit fat bribe.

Are they actually allowed to publish shite like that?

"I want to stand behind Gordon Brown 100% and give him my support." NHS
"My children depend on me joining the Labour Party." Parents
"Superbly led by Gordon Brown." Teachers
"Helping pensioners and old age people and disabled people like me." Pensioners
"Only the Labour Party holds student views in mind." Students

Complete cock. NOBODY said any of those things, NOBODY.

I feel sick.

Is there a lawyer in the house?

2 comments:

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Marv, I need a new keyboard. It's not smashed, but nor is it coffee proof.

They'll tell us loads more though, I'm sure. Ellie Gellard (her of the Twitter) is very good at this sort of thing.

Cold Steel Rain said...

Fuck me. I have just spent the last ten minutes sat in open jawed amazement.

My bullshitometer is now broken due to an overload