A subject a bit close to me today, as our local Council have just voted against the Nuclear Waste dump next to my kid's school on the grounds that the dumping company may have understated the probability of this stuff causing people to grow two heads and become sterile.
I have a solution.
Remember, remember the 5th of November? The unsuccessful attempt by a Mr. G. Fawkes to conceal a few barrels of dynamite beneath the House?
I wonder if those tunnels and cellars are still there? Because if they are, then I've thought of a place to dump it.