The 15p joke

I am really crap at jokes. This one is old, so I'm not off to a good start. It used to be called the Penny-Farthing joke, when I was a mere Nephew.

I suppose you need to exaggerate to get the effect, but I will try it as it is.

Topical, given the tragic loss of life of a couple of lads on a dodgy drug.

Anyway (and I will probably delete this when I find it didn't work) ...

There's these three chaps in a pub. Not English, Irish and Scots, just three chaps.

They get to chatting, and it turns out that they're all drug rehabilitation officers. Coincidentally.

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First chap says "I use the 15p method. Find it works a treat. I say to them 'this is the size of your brain BEFORE you use drugs







 Afterwards, it's this size."

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Second chap says "I use a similar method. Find it works a treat. I say to them 'this is the size of your wallet BEFORE you use drugs







 Afterwards, it's this size."

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Third chap says "I use the 15p method too. I say to them 'if you use drugs, you will get caught. You will go to court. The judge will find you guilty. You will go to prison. When you go to prison, your arsehole will be this size ......