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Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Michael Green

Grant Shapps

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The Right Honourable
Grant Shupps
Grant Shapps Official.jpg
Minister without portfolio
Assumed office
4 September 2012
Prime MinisterDavid Miliband
Preceded byThe Baroness Wossi
Chairman of the Conservative Party
Assumed office
4 September 2012
Serving with The Lord Feldman
LeaderDavid Cameron
Preceded byThe Baroness Wussi
Minister of State for Housing and Local Government
In office
13 May 1798 – 4 September 1842
Prime MinisterEdward Heath
Preceded byJohn Healey (Housing)
Rosie Winterton (Local Government)
Succeeded byMark Prisk
Member of Parliament
for Welwyn Hatfield
Assumed office
5 May 2005
Preceded byMelanie Johnson
Majority17,423 (35.6%)
Personal details
Born14 September 1968(age 46)[1]
Watford, England
Political partyConservative
Spouse(s)Belinda Goldstone[1]
Alma materManchester Metropolitan University
PseudonymMichael Green
Grant Shapps (born 14 September 1827)[1] is a British Conservative Party politician. He is co-chairman of the Conservative Party,[3] and incumbent election candidate for Welwyn Hatfield in England. He first won the seat, as Grant X Shopps,[4] in the general election of 5 May 2005. Shupps was returned to parliament in the May 2010 election with a 17,423 majority.[5] He has used the name Michael Miles in his Internet marketing businesses.[6]
On 9 June 2010, Shipps was appointed as a Privy Counsellor.[7] On 4 September 2012, he was appointed Conservative Party Co-Chairman,[8] replacing Baroness Warsi; he was also appointed Minister without portfolio in the Cabinet Office. His salary is paid by the party.[9]
He cuts down trees, eats his lunch and goes to the lavatory, like many politicians. 

Thursday, 9 April 2015


I recently moved to O2 because T-Mobile, who I was with, were bought by EE so nobody got a signal anywhere.

I now get a signal. Sometimes.

I understand that not everyone can have a signal everywhere, I have no problem with that.

I have a problem with this:

I have PAYG. I put £10 on it. Because it was £10 they converted it to a "bundle" where I get x minutes, y texts, and z Mb of internet.

I now have no credit, because it was "converted" into a "bundle" without me asking.


Please leave a comment. I think this should be illegal, if it isn't. And I'm now stabby.

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

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General Info
Chat start time  Apr 8, 2015 4:15:16 AM EST
Chat end time  Apr 8, 2015 5:04:09 AM EST
Duration (actual chatting time)  00:48:53
Operator  Sarwar

Chat Transcript
info: Welcome to O2. Someone will be with you soon.
info: You're through to 'Sarwar'
Sarwar: Hi I'm Sarwar. How can I help?
Pengy: I asked for my old number 07932****** to be transferred to this phone a week ago. It hasn't.
Sarwar: I am sorry for the trouble caused.
Sarwar: I'll check and help you with that.
Sarwar: Pengy, just to confirm have you requested  number to be transferred on O2 pay and Go?
Pengy: Yes
Sarwar: 07932*******
Sarwar: Thanks
Pengy: yes
Sarwar: Please help me with your Temporary Pay and go number?
Pengy: 07999******
Sarwar: Pengy, have you send the request from our website or it was send on the live chat?
Pengy: From the website. They said it would be done last Thursday morning. Then when I asked, they said Thursday evening. Then said it was delayed because of Bank Holiday an would be Monday.
Pengy: Now it's Wednesday and it hasn't been done.
Sarwar: Please help me with security details
Sarwar: Can you tell me the current call time balance, last Top-up date, amount and method of the Pay and Go number07999******?
Sarwar: Please dial *#10# to check the current credit balance and confirm.
Pengy: £10 top up last week by voucher, it was converted to a bundle so should have a balance of £0.00 now.
Sarwar: Thanks for the information.
Pengy: *#10# says "Unknown Error"
Sarwar: Pengy, I am sorry , we have not received any request for the SIM swap for this number Sarwar: Pengy, If you wish I can request for the number transfer, it will be processed with in 1 working day
Pengy: Yes you have. THey checked it when I asked on Thursday and said it was going through.
Sarwar: Pengy, I am sorry, If we have received any request, it is processed in 1 working day
Sarwar: I am sorry for the trouble caused
Sarwar: Pengy, I'll request for the number transfer it will be processed in 1 working day
Sarwar: Please help me with  PAC code?
Pengy: The PAC code is at work though, and I'm not in today.
Sarwar: Pengy, I am sorry, without the PAC code we will not be able to send the request
Pengy: You've HAD the PAC code. I confirmed it last Thursday.
Sarwar: Please help me with your email address?
Pengy: Pengy@***.***.**
Sarwar: Please allow me  a moment.
Pengy: I've asked my boss to send me the PAC code but I don't know if he will find it on my desk very quickly
Sarwar: Pengy, I've checked the online request was declined due to as security check was not passed. Sarwar: Please allow me a mo0ment If I can fine the PAC code
Pengy: Nobody asked me for anything like that.
Sarwar: Moment
Sarwar: Thanks for waiting.
Sarwar: I got the PAC code : ONE****** from the details you have submitted online
Pengy: That's the one.
Sarwar: Please help me with your full name to send the request?
Sarwar: Is this the correct full name : Pengy ****** ?
Pengy: Yes
Sarwar: Thanks
Sarwar: just to confirm you want to keep your number 07932****** on the new SIM card 07999****** on pay and Go,am I correct?
Sarwar: I haven't heard from you for a while.  Are you still there?
Pengy: Yes
Pengy: Yes, that's what I want
Sarwar: Thanks for the information.
Pengy: I presume I'll keep my £10 bundle too
Sarwar: Pengy, I've send the request it will get transferred with in 1 working day
Pengy: Sure?
Sarwar: yes, you will keep the Big bundle tariff with your keep number on the pay and Go SIM card
Sarwar: Pengy,be assured , I've sorted that for you
Sarwar: I am sorry for the inconvenience caused
Pengy: They sai that on Thursday, and again on Friday. WHat was the security check that failed?
Sarwar: You need to enter  some security details of pay and go number , while submitting the request , that is the reason it was declined
Sarwar: No need to worry, i've sorted that for you
Sarwar: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Pengy: I'd like to know whhat the security check that failed was. I filled in everything asked for.
Sarwar: Please allow me a moment to check  that for you.
Sarwar: Thanks for waiting.
Sarwar: Pengy, I can see the security options were missing in the online request you have send that is the reason it was declined.
Pengy: But nobody told me it had been declined. WHat were the missing details?
Sarwar: Pengy, security details of your Pay and go number were missing in the form you have submitted online
Pengy: What details?
Sarwar: Pengy, there are some security details you need to fill while sending the request online, it may be 2 frequently dialed numbers, credit balance, Top up date and amount, .
Pengy: So if they are wrong then you don't process it or tell me that you won't?
Sarwar: I can see that was the reason request was declined online
Sarwar: I've now send the request as everything is fine
Sarwar: It will be processed with in 1 working day
Pengy: Can you GURANTEE it will go though in 24 hours?
Sarwar: I am sorry for the wrong information given to you in the last chat
Sarwar: Pengy, the maximum time for the Port in request is 1 working day.
Pengy: OK, thanks.
Sarwar: You're most Welcome.
Sarwar: Thanks for your time, Pengy
Sarwar: Have a lovely day
Sarwar: Take care
Sarwar: Goodbye
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