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This Gordo McDoom thing about the lovely Gillian Duffy has been done to death.
I watched it several times yesterday and it is clear to me, because I am so perceptive, that the bloke's got absolutely NO respect nor regard for anyone apart from himself. He called the now fortunate lady a "bigot". She isn't. She didn't say anything that could have been construed as bigotry, although she may have said what a lot of people think, including me. And bloody good for her.
John Prescott might be claiming that Murdoch is a bad boy - I have no doubt that he is. It's his job. He may be claiming that the press have got it in for his hero. They have. So have I. I want to see your hero wriggle and squirm, because he and his cronies have virtually destroyed MY country. As the guest over at Cold Steel's place said - "charge them, remand them, incarcerate them." He's changed it - last time I looked he'd named them.
Nobody is listening, John. Most are not blaming you, you're doing your job. I'd bet a pound to a piece of shit that the last thing you wanted to return to after your campaigning yesterday was the news that your esteemed leader had dropped a bollock similar in scale to the "little boy" that fell on Hiroshima. I bet a further pound to a crate of wasps that you at least thought of a few expletives before you set about your mission to polish that particular turd. And I would flutter a fiver on the fact that, although you know and I know and the world knows that the "correctice action" you took to try to alter history was monumental in its cheekiness, it won't make a ha'p'orth of difference to diddly squat.
The fact is, and the fact remains, that it didn't matter whether the PM called our Gillian a fat cow, a bigot or a taxi. What mattered is that the Ayatollah McTwat declared, in front of the entire world, that he doesn't give a stuff about the country, its people or its politics. All Jonah cares about is the power, and himself.
Announcing to the entire civilised world that Britain is run by a complete fuckwit, though, is not just a matter for you and him. It is a matter for all of us.
So, World, I say this - and I believe I speak for a huge majority when I do:
We didn't want him. We didn't vote for him. We want rid of him. Next Thursday, it shall be so.
Please forgive us for allowing such a dick, and such a party of dicks, to walk over us for so long. We'll be back, and we'll be great again. Soon.
Thank you all for your patience.