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Thursday, 1 April 2010

Yowza!

I need add nothing to this awesome piece of good news.

I thought it was a spoof, but Auntie Beeb says it isn't.

Tomorrow may herald the news that smoking is better for you than New Labour.

Fuck, I hope so.

Have a happy Easter, everybody. I'm off to the shops to stock up on healthy, nutritious breakfast meat products. And chocolate.

5 comments:

Cold Steel Rain said...

Excellent. I had the works this morning - so hopefully that will cancel out the 20 cigs I intend to smoke today and I'll live to be 97.

John Pickworth said...

Unless the skin cancer gets you?

According to the Beebs latest attempt to spoil the summer before its even begun. Bastards!

Dazed And Confused said...

Never bother with the BBC myself, as just like their beloved government they're packed full of shit.

Fausty said...

The BBC's good for finding out what "they" want us to believe. Bloggers are a better source of truth.

Hey, Uncle M, Happy Easter. Hope to read you soon.

lenko said...

@cold steel rain... So let me get this straight -- you smoke 20 a day... and that gets you to 97.

So why not smoke 60 a day and maybe live forever?

Or is there something wrong with my maths?