I'm normally reasonably calm, but ...
- Two dodgy characters, in Edlington.
- Not so long ago there were the ones who tortured a cat.
- Before that, Bliar went on the rampage about the Jamie Bulger case, because it wasn't on his watch.
- Ages ago we had Soham.
- In the dim distant past there was Ms Hindley.
Shut up. Just shut up. Shit happens. One isolated occurrence, the baying hounds want blood.
I can't even be arsed to type all the zeroes after the decimal point when you work out what two of sixty mil is as a percentage. It approximates to fuck all.
Shit happens. Shit has always happened. Shit always will happen. It's sad when it does. Worse shit than any of this shit has happened to me. And I can actually blame the government. 100%.
And, in every single case, I can pin it, like a tail on a donkey, as the DIRECT result of them changing something which wasn't broken in the first place.
I'm an engineer. Things that are broken get fixed. Things that are not broken, and are not likely to break, get oiled.
Things that are beyond repair get replaced. When the replacement starts to fall apart, we go back to the original. The one that worked.
Why, why why why, the fuck, do these interfering wankers think that they have any idea how to make things better when they were fine before they started?
And why, why why why, the fuck, do they think they have the RIGHT to mess with other people's lives on a whim?
And if you think I don't have the right to ask this question, I ask it in the name of my daughter, who died, avoidably, because "someone knew better".
So, shut it, Milipede. Shut it, CMD. You have no experience, you haven't the first fucking clue what you're wittering on about, and you're fucking OFFENDING me.
Just crawl back into your box. Sort out something that needs sorting. Just put back those things you've fucked up, make them right again. Don't try any more of your fancy Politically Correct Uni American Special Relationship New Age Group Hug Holistic Horseshit ideas, just put them back as they were before you fucked them up.
And go and do something about ...
[please suggest something they're qualified to sort out. I can't think of anything]
I feel better now. Sorry.